Your burd's pants. Far too big for me. Skids looked like a neapolitan ice cream, didn't taste like it though.
My nan once bought me a Cardiff City T-Shirt from the market for Christmas, not only was it Scum it was also really **** itchy material. My Mam made me wear it next time we visited. The worst bit, my nan lives in Swansea as was married to a huge Swans fan who took me to my very first match.