Does she tell you to **** off? That's bitter, disappointed, old, chav **** humour in case you didn't realise.
I suppose it would double the daily post count. I'll use my Chelsea account and post something like "your a ****, Gus out!" (sic). It's how I've managed to blend in so well.
From what I've seen you have no problem calling each other ****s so couldn't you just do that in my absence? Although that did result in the two decent Chelsea posters FACKING ORF! I think your board's key problem is that 95% of threads were started by one poster and he's now a City fan.