It is the Sun...but

What, like athlete’s foot or a sty in the eye?

 

I was thinking mild thrush

I would also like to state that I am a better all round human than Col and Durbar both those posters have shady pasts

Col is well known for his record of cruelty to Birds as he traps them in his garden via illegal traps before doing egg transplant experiments in his shed

Durbar is busy in NYC when he runs a money based business targeting the old and infirm with dodgy pensions which he purchased from bankrupt stock

Both posters also have body odour

 

Not really but he needs to sort out a win