It coud be a rubbish Saturday.

Dark Rum old chap and very nice too, you should try it!

 

I'm partial to Mount Gays.

Ooherr missus!

 

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That's let the cat out of the bag hasn't it?

 

Ah well. The cat never even matched the bag.

 

my daughter goes to Barbados on Saturday, it was the first thing that came into my head when i was trying to compare Port Talbot!!!!!

Rokk to Rokk daughter "be careful out there"
Rokk daughter to Rokk "Okay Dad, and make sure you text me the Newcastle scores"


That's my girl!!!!

 

Don't forget..........Got backside kicked out of Algeria , Morocco French Africa , French South America etc etc.

 

Didn't they win the Battle of Marseilles in 1998?

 

bartons tash - henry V at agincourt

 

To be fair to the French though, they are undoubtedly the world's best sulkers. If there was a sulking World Cup, it would be a one-horse race. Remember Thierry 'Handball' Henry on the bench at the World Cup looking for all the world as if he couldn't give a toss? That is the stereotypical Gallic sulking posture.

 

When France were knocked out I found myself shouting at the TV:

"That's for the strikes at Calais. That's for blocking up the M20. That's for trying to mug me in Paris. That's for the insanity of charging me £20 per day to use the car park at the hotel I was already paying £150 per night at! That's for thinking £25 per person is acceptable for a bloody breakfast of toast and coffee! That's for all the Calvados created hang overs!"

 

yeah and the first guy ever to poop his pance yep a frenchie.

 

Can't believe you had a chance to edit and still spelled "pants" wrong.

 

Another thing that annoys me: just try getting a tin of baked beans soaked in tomato sauce in France. Obviously they've no taste at all!

And what's that sticky green liqueur they drink that looks like concentrated phlegm? I once sat with a Parisian police inspector whilst he got pissed on the stuff and tried to argue Shakespeare's plays were written by somebody else. I replied that the French were just jealous but didn't push it too far as I didn't want to spend the night in his slammer.

And don't get me started on their so-called artistic abilities. A lot of the artists they've 'adopted' as their own are in fact foreigners, like Van Gogh.

 

hahaha. hot dog that drives me wild thank you sir.