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  1. overseasTOON

    overseasTOON Active Member

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    I was looking forward to this weekend.

    Time to kick back and relax. Take miniOT swimming before coming home and cooking something hearty for dinner whilst listening to the match against Arsenal. I had no plans after that.

    I just got a text from a French friend I have known for decades.

    He's decided to come and see me this weekend. Normally I'd be delighted to have him over but he has crossed the channel with bad intentions.

    He hasn't confirmed this yet but I just know. They're devious people the French. I blame the overuse of garlic and the blinding rage about their inability to pronounce 'H' without looking like they need the toilet urgently.

    He's come to taunt me.

    France vs Scotland in the 6 Nations this weekend. I'd forgotten all about it but once I got the text; I checked and the cheese eating surrender monkey is coming to my house to rub salt in the wounds as France thrash Scotland.

    The wife knew he was arriving weeks ago but thought it would be a pleasant surprise. She doesn't understand how far back our sporting animosity extends. She doesn't realise that the ribbing will be relentless and quite painful.

    He and I shall be in the back yard tackling each other.

    We'll be drunk.

    There will be tears.

    Actually. It's going to be fun. If we beat Wenger and the French then it's a personal resounding victory for me.

    C'mon Newcastle! Beat L'Arse and here's looking forward to the Scots shoving the Entente Cordial up the derrière of our Gallic brethren!

    Champignions Du Monde? Pah!
     
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  2. Jock McMagpie

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    The magical mcfadden moment in Paris and Caldwel's cracker at hampden must have gave you something to cheer OT. I can't stand egg chasing but when it comes to the six nations my patriotic side comes out more than ever, hope we give the froggies (that includes you Arsene) a good double hiding at the weekend!!!!
     
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    I shall be sat glued to the box tonight whilst texting my inbred Welsh mates down in Port Talbot (incidentally has anyone ever visited that place? makes Chernobyl look like Barbados!)

    Can't beat the Six Nations to get the Minorities all het up! :laugh:
     
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  4. The Secret Ingredient

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    only one team for me

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    and it's the spaghetti eaters on sat easy points then <whistle>
     
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  5. Frank_Pingel_Legend

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    The French 'surrender monkeys'? Did you know France is the most successful military nation in history? It must be true; Stephen Fry said so.

    Sorry, but the 'mushrooms of the world' will thrash Scotland.
     
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  6. The Secret Ingredient

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    as 80 % of the battles were against camel jockeys and nomads in Africa I'm underwhelmed
     
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  7. Frank_Pingel_Legend

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    Well, that's true. Their recent form is certainly nothing to crow about.

    1870: stuffed by the Prussians
    1914: lost half the country to the Germans
    1940: hammered by the Germans
    1954: driven out of Vietnam, leaving Americans to pick up mess
     
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  8. Heavy Metal Toon

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    With Song and Nasri out, i think with Cheik back, our midfield could over power theres.
     
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    True story, it's change now but if typed in "French military victories" into Google it used to say "Do you mean"French military defeats"? "

    Moved house last weekend so will buried under a thousand boxes only appearing for beer and a quick glance and Jeff and the lads of Soccer Saturday.
     
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    Haven't been to Chernobyl but know Barbados quite well. It does have it's darker side, places the tourists don't generally see.

    All in all a good place for your vacation though and you can't go wrong with a drop of Mount Gay and a few Banks.
     
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    The French 'surrender monkeys'? Did you know France is the most successful military nation in history? It must be true; Stephen Fry said so.
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    Tell that to a chap called Wellington.
     
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  13. Heavy Metal Toon

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    They also got pwned by Wellington in the battle of Waterloo, and stuffed by King Richard III at Achincorte (most likely mispelled). 3000 English bowman pwned 40000 French Calvery.
     
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    Best to get a hatrick. <Ill get my coat smiley>
     
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    I don't think George is playing.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  17. Mick O'Toon

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    me too
     
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  18. Tim Kruls Zulu Shield (:)

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    your forgetting them not going into iraq or afganistan, i mean come on, eveyones doing it, gurilla warfare is the next big thing in my opinion
     
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    I've visited the little museum at Agincourt, and it is run entirely by English people...................not a Frenchman in sight<whistle>
     
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  20. Tio-Tio-Tiote

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    Mountin gays now? Interesting haha
     
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