Not at all son, come on lets chat, tell me a bit about yourself, what age, do you live in Newcastle, do you work, let me get to know you and you can ask me anything you like, I will anser honestly.
I've got him down as about 12 Syd, if you notice he often disappears after 6:00 cos that's when his mam comes in from work and he's not allowed to play on the PC unless he's done his homework. Or, maybe 6:00 is his bath time?
Doubt that very much marra but if he did i would cos unlike you, he is one of us and that's something you will never be.
Maybe bathtime is earlier on Friday's Syd? either that or his uncle has come round to scrub his back?
no he's not here , apparently the police have just been as someone accused him of having sex with his socks on, when quizzed about this he replied. "sorry officer but what is the harm, im all alone in front of the computer"
There you are son, come and talk to me, you asked for me and here I am, ready to chat, now, lets start with your age, I'm 62, see, I even go first, bet you have heard that before.
That's not what we've heard, I reckon Commachio has it bang on, you're a bit of a perv in front of the computer. So what's your preference?
Age? 18 Reason he pops in and out? Neighbours resetting their unsecured wireless networks. Job? Unemployed since being thrown out of school for being too thick to teach. Education? See above. Why he doesn't go on the Newcastle board? Got me stumped! Girlfriend? His right hand (Which punched him in the face one night for cheating with his left hand.)
