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Off Topic It’s My New Year

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Tel (they/them), Dec 29, 2018.

  1. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    Think you’re right.

    Lemonade and some other ****..
     
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  2. Commachio

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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Can set a night up like for sure but I doubt I’d be able to sway a full weekend away.

    Anywhere but Liverpool in May will do.
     
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  4. Commachio

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    ha, i've got to use them by april.
     
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    It's not working :)
     
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  6. Commachio

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    Sorry to hear that mate...Try some zinc...If that fails, get a blue pill.
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

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  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Well that’s fine then, as I am planning to bury myself alive in May.
     
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  9. Number 1 Jasper

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    Selfie ?
     
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  10. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Do you like all cats Jazz or just your own cats?
     
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  11. Commachio

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    So it's a date, kiss kiss
     
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  12. Commachio

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    That's what happens when Kustard ****s his dog
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I’ll book Sasha’s in town, I’ll get the water bed.
     
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  14. Number 1 Jasper

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    All :)
     
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    Looks like a rabbit got ****ed by a cat!
     
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  16. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I hated our two when I was growing up, they literally bit me every time I tried to put them in the washing machine.
     
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  17. Number 1 Jasper

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    How selfish of them .
     
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  18. Commachio

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    hard work getting a wet pussy...should have just gave them a beer first.
     
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    <laugh>

    That place brings back some fond memories!
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I know right, the dogs go right in without a fuss.
     
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