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Is Suarez better than Jesus?

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Ze, Feb 26, 2013.

  1. Muppetfinder General

    Muppetfinder General Well-Known Member

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    After signing a new deal, Suarez refuses to rule out going elsewhere:

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/feb/28/footbasll-transfer-rumours

    Luis Suárez has declared that he will quite happily consider offers from Bayern Munich, or anyone else, but stressed that his willingness to do so is no indication that he will be leaving Liverpool come season's end. Suárez is represented by Media Base Sports management, a company owned by Pere Guardiola, the brother of Pep, who takes over as Bayern manager this summer. "If Bayern Munich makes an offer I would certainly be willing to listen and think about it," Suárez said. "It doesn't mean I will definitely leave, it just means that I will not automatically reject other clubs."
     
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  2. DayDoDoeDontDayDoe

    DayDoDoeDontDayDoe Well-Known Member

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    Ah the article they have taken from Bild, which Liverpool are suing them over, as Bild decided to take a Marca article where Luis says he wants to stay, change a few words and make it sound like Suarez wants to leave
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    **** me. Both you and Bluff are Mods and you're BOTH double posting <doh>
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    So it says in 'Football Transfer RUMOURS' <doh>
     
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  5. TOOR

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    Jesus turned water into wine, Suarez turned United's defence inside out!
     
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  6. Jeremy Hillary Boob

    Jeremy Hillary Boob GC Thread Terminator

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    And ever since the press and FA have conspired to get rid of him.
     
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  7. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    Couldn't be arsed posting a Jesus video but here's one of Suarez instead

    [video=youtube;7QUbkouGU74]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QUbkouGU74[/video]
     
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  8. BCR

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    Jesus Lizards walk on water, Suarez dives in the water.
     
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  9. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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    If Jesus had played footy he'd have done this <whistle>

    [video=youtube;pafN0BZhX5Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pafN0BZhX5Y[/video]

    Moyes takes it well to be fair <laugh>
     
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  10. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    Cetainly better than the one in AUSTRALIA.Australian Jesus is a con man.<ok>
     
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  11. Jesus Christ.

    Jesus Christ. Active Member

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    What blasphemy is this? Of course the buck tooth little racist isn't better than me. Football aside, I can walk on water for **** sake, can he do that. No he ****ing well can't. Little bastard can't even stay on his feet in the 18 yard box.

    I heal the sick and hug peppers, he bites foreigners.

    What can he do in the kitchen? **** all, that's what. I can cook up a mean fish sandwich and feed loads with it, i make Jamie Oliver look like Rusty Frikkin Lee.

    How big is his house? I have the kingdom of Heaven. Take the piss all you want, you'll all want to come in at some point.

    Now granted, i haven't set the football world alight since me and my pals at Nazereth FC spanked Israelite Wanderers 6-1 to win the Roman League middle east division in 5 A.D., but i was quite a player in my day. The fact that every oposition player was either hit by lightning or suddenly struck with pubic lice was coincidence.

    Anyway, less of this nonsense you lot, its ****ing ridiculous. Its like trying to argue that Sonya was better than Lulu.
     
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  12. Klopp's Mannschaft

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    All the ability and you waste it hugging peppers <doh>
     
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  13. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    That's quite impressive considering you were only five at the time <ok>
     
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  14. Jesus Christ.

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    Son of God, says it all. I can do some mad ****ing ****.
     
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  15. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    Suarez better than this con.

    Alan John Miller (also known as AJ Miller or just plain AJ) is a controversial spiritual teacher based in Wilkesdale, near Kingaroy in Queensland, Australia. Kingaroy is approximately 2 hours from Brisbane and is sometimes referred to as the Bible Belt. AJ Miller holds "Divine Truth" seminars where he teaches what he calls the "Divine Love Path" which focuses on "Emotional Clearing."

    He states that this path is emotion rather than mind based and will form a direct loving relationship with God. His teachings follow the law of attraction and much of his writings have been taken from Padgett and other places. He claims to be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ and that he recalls his life in the first century.

    Before Miller realised he was Jesus, he was a property developer who was married with two children. He was also a senior member of a Jehovah's Witness sect but was pushed out when he left his wife for a woman named Karen who was about 10 years his junior.

    Miller has admitted his mother had him examined by a psychologist but he says that he was found to be sane. It is reported that his mother was so disturbed by his claims to be Jesus that she contacted authorities and requested he be committed to a mental health facility.

    Miller owns and operates the company Divine Truth as well as another organisation by the name of "God's Way Of Love." Although "God's Way Of Love" is not officially a not-for-profit organisation, according to their own website there are a number of followers who want to donate land.

    He has produced many videos in which he teaches the "Divine truth." Additionally, he has written many letters detailing his thoughts and beliefs, some of which he signed as Jesus. Most of these are freely available online from the websites listed at the bottom of this page.

    Due to the cult like activity and claims of being Jesus, Miller and his followers are commonly referred to as The Jesus Cult.




    Mary Suzanne Luck

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Mary Suzanne Luck is the current partner of Alan John Miller. When Mary Luck met AJ Miller back in 2007, she said that it was both the scariest and the most exciting time in her life. Eventually, AJ Miller revealed to her that she was not Mary Luck but infact Mary Magdalene.

    Mary Luck now joins AJ Miller in promoting Divine Truth and provides her own talks and presentations. Like Miller, she has written several letters and documents and signs them as Mary Magdalene. In them she refers to Miller as Yeshua (Jesus).

    Worth noting is that Mary Luck is not the first person who AJ Miller has named Mary Magdalene. Karen, the woman he left his wife and children for was also promoted as being Mary Magdalene. Sources claim that during his travels, Miller has discovered up to 10 women who are not themselves but are in fact, Mary Magdalene.

    http://www.aj-miller.com/
     
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  16. Muppetfinder General

    Muppetfinder General Well-Known Member

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    Jesus is cooler.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  17. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    Real Jesus is the true son of God.<applause><applause>
     
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  18. Jeremy Hillary Boob

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    Suarez is not the messiah - he's a very naughty boy. Think someone should ask his mum if she's a virgin though....
     
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  19. Master Yoda

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    Jesus never was good at dealing with crosses.
     
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  20. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    Jesus dealt with the "Cross" perfectly well.He finished the work of redemption on the Cross.
    Not fake Jesus AJ Miller<ok>
     
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