Is Suarez better than Jesus?

What kinky stuff Mr. Ferdinand gets up to with inflatable Andy Carroll dolls/statues is his own business.

 

I can see the similarity Bozz. Are you woefully one footed yet capable of launching a football faster than the speed of sound from a free kick?

 

Can you unleash a Kraken?

 

Where is the poll?!

 

I think Jesus was better on crosses though

 

I'm 30 and Married with 5 kids (1 in secondary school). While I look young I feel ancient, haha

 

You want to try something other than the rhythm method get the gonzo treatment

 

Three kids are too many. I would kill myself with 5¡!!!¡!!!!¡!!!!

 

Two is too many

 

One is too many... truth be told.

Its a lot more difficult to spend the necessary time on "Transport Tycoon" since kids came along.

 

I don't agree, I could tolerate it when I had one. Logically, having two should just be twice the work but it simply, isn't, its more like triple the work!

 

One kid doesn't fight with siblings.

With one kid you don't have to make sure everything is equal.

One kid doesn't need to be two different places at the same time.

One kid doesn't scheme or egg-on sibling.

 

One kid can be a little lonely.

 

One kid is spoilt




Whisper: After the **** this coursed last time, I will point out that I'm joking!

 

So I was trying to figure out how much Ze owes me for stealing my thread idea and tried calculating it based on the number of response taking into account the quality of those responses minus Bluff double posting everywhere and have decided that he owes me 23p Gerrez gets a cut of 3p.

 

I beg to differ , those Roman defenders nailed him when he went up for the cross.

 

I've just sent you a cheque, I guessed at your address... I hope it's right!

 

I've just sent you a cheque, I guessed at your address... I hope it's right!

 

OK... we've gone a bit off topic but seems unanimous people think Suarez is better than Jesus...

... let's try something that might be more close run.


Is Borini better than Jesus. I'd say Jesus pips Borini.

Whereas neither know how to score a goal; Jesus pips Fabio in other stats.

Jesus managed to screw 12 followers: Borini hasn't got that many fans yet. (Wtf autocorrect changed secure to screw? Satan writes android software)

Jesus managed to recover from death in 48hrs. Fabio gains a new injury in a shorter time frame.

Jesus saved us from Satan supposedly... Borini can't save his season.

 

Jesus resurrected his career, we're yet to see Borini do the same

Borini is respected by the people of Rome, Jesus was crucified by them