actually scratch the killing plan and instead start shagging his wife, he might stop if he gets a taste of his own medicine
I'll admit to being a bit dim, but for **** sake, you're GINGER How do you blow up a phone? Oh, you're mate's a **** and should be shot. Hope this helps x **** you, Shirley. S'up with that? Utilising what you have isn't a bad thing, Earache.
Tell his girlfriend the truth and try and bone her when she feels vulnerable and cheap... After, if it gets back to your mate lie through your teeth
she's not bad actually. maybe i'll feign injury before tomorrows game and sneak around while the match is on
I've got dark brown hair you thick **** <youngmichaellevell> Didn't say there was anything wrong with it...
Just **** your mate. You know you want to. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if you're manipulating the whole situation just so you can get with him. Evil bastard!
Not really. While I believe you're at the wind up with the whole thing, if you're not, why the **** would anyone get married and be buggering about behind their back just 6 months into it? That's the part I can't understand. Sure maybe years down the line, but 6 months? Lorena Bobbit should be let loose on the ****. That's true <shame>
t'is not a wind up. ok it's not 6 months months, it's 14..just incase he was reading..and wtf is lorena bobbit..more intangible jock jabber
after 6 months (or 14 ffs) she can't have changed that ****ing much!! And he's the one dipping his wick in someone else so it's his fault!! Google her. She's American. Top gal.
