I stole it from Ricky Gervais of all people. It's very true, though.
Gervais is alright. He gets annoying constantly trying to fight a war against religion on Twitter, but his opinions are generally pretty sound.
Hands up if you'd be upset if gomarchingin fell under a train
We can judge the performance though .
So you are saying Clyne is premiership quality? He is **** defensively. People see a bit of pace these days and think a player is special. Clyne is terrible at this level defensively as are the whole of our back 4. And by the way Clyne gets forward way too much considering his final ball is the worst I've ever seen for a full back. To make matters worse they have a bag of nerves for a GK behind them. Embarrassingly ****