Is Mourinho a busted flush ?

Sometimes, Luvvy, it's best to play the long-ball game, even with wummery.

 

Shocking. Saint Poch would never sink to playing long balls. Even when getting battered by Newcastle...

 

That long ball was straight into touch.

 

I know.

And these are some of my best moves, too!

 

Walk away from this one it's done fella.

 

The disappointing thing is that no one appears to be the least bit surprised (or upset) when I drop these little pearlers!

I have to face the fact that I am too well known a master wumster to be able to work by stealth. Alas! My Stealth-Wumster Days may be over.

This is the end of an era, Luvvy. I hope you appreciate that.

 

The master wumster is retired. lol like you were ever a wum master? Stealth wum my arse, if you notice this I'll give you some credit.

 

Well, to be fair, I hung the wum-guns up a long time ago, Luvvy. I take them down, strap on the belt, and fire off a few rounds every now and then, due to popular demand, but it's more of a Buffalo Bill sideshow, these days.

 

More of a Side Show Bob than a Buffalo Bill tbf.

 

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More to that post, if you look carefully.

 

Ah, yes. The coded message.

Stealth at its best!

It's all a lie, by the way. My mastery of the art was assured when my now legendary "The Secret Way of The Wum Master: Piss-Taking By Stealth" (7th Edition) went global.