Is it too early...

Mulled wine excellent.

 

I am drinking feldschlosschen, the lager of kings/alkies

 

Mince pies are meh

 

Never heard of it. Sounds like it's got a bit of an after taste

 

Can't stand mince pies or Christmas Pudding.

In fact I don't like anything sweet.

Give me cheese and crackers anyday and I'm in heaven (if it actually exists that is).

 

ER bang on the money as per the scriptures.

Stodgy ****e that's what they are.

 

There's lots of things i hate about Christmas but the crap food and drink is very near the top of the list.

 

I like cheese and crackers but not for a desert ffs

 

You have them after dessert, with a nice port, you philistine.

 

Deserts are for ****s and *****s.

Never have it.

Straight to the cheese and crackers.

 

Sainsbury's mince pies in shortbread pastry, from the bakery, with clotted cream = heaven.

 

That's because you're overdosing on sugar from all the alcohol you probably drink. Give up the booze and you'll develop an instant sweet tooth.