"is it because I look like a camel?"

Maybe we should have a 'If that was Suarez' thread... We can discuss what would happen if these things occur in an alternate universe where Suarez carries out these acts.

 

pointless, we all know he'd still be a ****. only capable of scoring against poor opposition. ala berbatov.. which is what you all used to say.

perhaps the Suarez thread should be more what would he do in certain situations.. like faced with rescuing a drowning puppy or a drowning blackman. who would he save.

 

Which was proven as fact when he got that hat trick against them!!

 

Rio has become an embarrassment. I'm glad he will never play for England again.

 

Both-he's a superman.

 

An alternative universe where he could bite a rival player, cheat his opponents by handling the ball, dive to win penalties and free kicks and make racial references to other players.....hang on. That's reality for Luis!

 

I think suarez should be sainted.

 

I wondered why this wasn't highlighted sooner, I'd almost forgotten about it. I was thinking at the time he must REALLY hate Torres. You can see the hatred in his face as he gives him a mouthful whilst he's dragging him up.

I guess he still hasn't gotten over what he did to Man Ewe during his time at Liverpool.