He’d come back and throw his shoulder out again in training, or if we were lucky the first game.One can only dream. There are so many pieces that would have to fall in place for that to happen. The FFP, his wage which is three times what we can maximum offer under our pay structure, our owners willingness to open their purse strings again etc. I could go on.
But if it were to happen it would solve our biggest problem, a regular supply of goals. If the FFP could get resolved and we were able to spend like the more ambitious clubs in the league then it wouldn’t be such a far fetched idea.
Again, one can only dream.
The only stumbling blocks to this:
His wages are probably £40k a week above our budget
Southampton would want a loan fee. We have had to slash our budget again this week when we realised we had £24 in old pound coins lying around the box office.
Bigger and richer clubs than us would be in for him (Palace have no strikers, for example)
He probably wouldn't choose to drop to this level again.
Apart from that, let's do it.
He may actually miss the club so fingers crossed
He may actually miss the club so fingers crossed
There’s more chance of you getting cock tonight, Paul.
Can't wait for the published paper in Chicken Giblets Weekly explaining it all in great detail.I have one at hand ... it's a beauty with organic giblets. If it doesn't play game then I will stuff it with goat eggs and send it to Col's animal testing centre
(his shed) for analysis