Brilliant. I must have some. I'll have a think and come back. The handles on my fridge/freezer are just above one another and a couple of times I've gone to get in the freezer, opened the fridge by mistake, and twitted myself in the head with the door.
Nice one mate My little story not much though Bought a battery operated pepper pot the one you press the top The father in law broke it trying to screw the thing to get the pepper out This was quite a few years ago mind
I walked into the kitchen last week whilst drinking a glass of water. As i walked through the door my elbow caught the door frame and i very nearly knocked my 2 front teeth out.
I went round my exes house one Xmas morning about 5 years ago to give my lads their pressies, (it was her turn to have them Xmas day). Id bought them a big Playmobile set and whilst wrapping it i noticed it said on the side of the Box 'estimated setting up time = 2 hours'. . I was dreading spending Boxing day setting it up, but much to my delight when i picked them up on Boxing day morning i saw it all set up and my lads playing with it. My exes dad had decided to do it for me on Xmas day, because he likes doing things like that. I couldnt thank him enough! I carefully carried it outside and put it in my boot with all the other stuff id bought them to take back to my house. I pulled up on my drive, opened the front door ready so i could just walk into the house with it. I carefully lifted it out of my boot and slowly walked down the drive. All of a sudden my right elbow clipped my wing mirror and the whole fecking lot hit the floor and exploded into hundreds of pieces.. I was still finding bits of it on my neighbours garden a week later. It took me till about the 7th January to finally set it all up again.
I decided to extend the telephone cable from the lounge to the kitchen as my mrs was fed up with me being on the phone all night, it was all going great until I got to the kitchen and I couldn’t get the drill to go through the wall, the bits were turning blue, so in the end I went up and down the door frames in the hall tacking the cable to the architrave, it looked s hit but finally got it finished and then realised I had my drill in reverse.
One half of my partner in crime. No matter how stupid i am at times, i created my amazing lads and provide from them in every way possible. Hats off to all the other dads out there that no longer live with their mam .
