I can't contain it any longer - I really, really hate the irritating, nauseating cow in our office who sits on her butt all day talking about the most vacuous, inane rubbish she can think of and makes out it's the most important thing in the world. She does it at a volume that makes the take off of concorde sound like a bicycle. The fact she's just got promoted and I never even got an interview despite getting a report that was 3 grades higher than hers has absolutely nothing to do with it