You couldn't pull yourself you geriatric old ****. Folk like you should be taken to the vets & injected. Senile owld ****. A drain on the worlds resources.
Yeah I've considered that over the years because it would be genius if true, but when I think of the amount of Americans I've seen who have a really ****ty grasp of what irony is it seems more likely that it's just a fail.
I remember some comedian doing a bit about that! Was ****ing brilliant - "10000 spoons when all you need is a knife" - Where is the irony in that - who the **** has 10000 spoons ffs!!