Off Topic Irony

I am going to add one proviso, I intend to pull your teeth on the Newcastle forum by copying and printing on here any comment you make degrading Sunderland
You couldn't pull yourself you geriatric old ****.
Folk like you should be taken to the vets & injected.
Senile owld ****. A drain on the worlds resources.
 
If that's intentional then she's like a modern day Plato. ****ing genius.

Likely just idiocy though.

Yeah I've considered that over the years because it would be genius if true, but when I think of the amount of Americans I've seen who have a really ****ty grasp of what irony is it seems more likely that it's just a fail.
 
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A great bit of irony is the song Ironic by Alanis Morissette which is supposed to be all about a series of ironic events but, ironically, doesn't have a single example of irony in it.

Guy wins the lottery and dies the next day? That's not ironic it's bad ****ing luck.
I remember some comedian doing a bit about that! Was ****ing brilliant - "10000 spoons when all you need is a knife" - Where is the irony in that - who the **** has 10000 spoons ffs!!