Ironic!

[JohnHumbles,tape recorder]

I think we should pity the poor sod marra: he obviously has a few problems poor [r]soul

Don't you have some off's to ****?

 

[JohnHumbles,tape recorder]

Poor John Humble, piss stains on his legs.
Snots running down his nose.
Teeth like clothes pegs.
Playing with his tiny cock.
Which is the size of a pea.
He's pulled it so much he can hardly see.
All alone & naked apart from his hat.
He deserves all he gets cos he's a sad ****ing twat.

You...COCKSUCKER..............

 

[Billy Death]

I think we should pity the poor sod marra: he obviously has a few problems poor [r]soul

I used to but when even the pikeies disown you for being an interfearer what hope do you have?

Lets face it, if he was your dog, you'd be arrested & charged with cruelty for keeping him alive.

 

[MrRAWhite]

Don't you have some off's to ****?

 

[JohnHumbles,tape recorder]

I used to but when even the pikeies disown you for being an interfearer what hope do you have?

Lets face it, if he was your dog, you'd be arrested & charged with cruelty for keeping him alive.

Oh look, we got us a comedian...

 

[Billy Death]

Poor old Memphis jumping up & down.
Cos he can't get a bite over there in the town.
Pulling his cock till he's almost ****ed it off.
Using engine oil for lube & his mammy's dish cloth.

 

[JohnHumbles,tape recorder]

Oh for ****-sakes.

 

[JohnHumbles,tape recorder]

Poor old Memphis jumping up & down.
Cos he can't get a bite over there in the town.
Pulling his cock till he's almost ****ed it off.
Using engine oil for lube & his mammy's dish cloth.

****, you must miss jail.

 

[JohnHumbles,tape recorder]

Poor old Memphis jumping up & down.
Cos he can't get a bite over there in the town.
Pulling his cock till he's almost ****ed it off.
Using engine oil for lube & his mammy's dish cloth.

I'd like to see this Red and white cocksucker put one of those together, duct-tapin' it.

 

[JohnHumbles,tape recorder]

You guys want anything from the shop?

 

[JohnHumbles,tape recorder]

I'm not much good at this kinda thing, so I'm gonna duck outta here.

 

[MrRAWhite]

I'm not much good at this kinda thing, so I'm gonna duck outta here.

Is that because you are totally quackers?

 

[Billy Death]

Is that because you are totally quackers?

No Reg, it's cos heeeeeeeeeeee'ssssssss, a ****er, he's a ****er.
He's a ****y, ****y, ****er.

And he gets ignored but don't go getting all dewy eye over him, he's a cock.

 

[Billy Death]

Don't phone us Memphis, we'll phone you.

 

[Billy Death]

To the tune of Thin Lizzy's King's Call.

Well they put Memphis away, six feet beneath the clay.
Everybody was dancing & laughing.
Everybody said it was a great, great day.
Me, I went to the liquor store & bought a bottle of wine & a bottle of gin.
We reread his **** posts all night drinking with close, close friends.

Now some people think that that aint right.
And some people think nothing at all, (badger).
But even in the darkness of night, you can always hear him ****ing.

 

[JohnHumbles,tape recorder]

No Reg, it's cos heeeeeeeeeeee'ssssssss, a ******, he's a ******.
He's a ****y, ****y, ******.

And he gets ignored but don't go getting all dewy eye over him, he's a cock.

You enjoy watching male dancers, right?

 

[MrRAWhite]

Oh no...Not you again...

 

[Billy Death]

He hangs around like Jesus on the cross doesn't he?

 

[Leon Bessi]

Bent left for money.

Idiots had a go at Sammy.

 

[Billy Death]

Bent left for money.

Idiots had a go at Sammy.

Sammy who?

Davis?