Ironic!

John Humble's signature tune...[video=youtube;hnzHtm1jhL4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=hnzHtm1jhL4[/video]
 
He suffers with neuralgia
Poor old Memphis Badger
His patter is so ****e
He'll still be back tonight
Playing with his little tadger
 
My name is John Humble, I come from down your way,
What can you play....
I play the weirdo...Weir weir weirdo, weirdo weirdo,
Weir weir weirdo, weir weir-doh..
 
He's tried his best but oh Lord he is no nearer catching us.

He'll never learn will he George?
 
I blame care in the gypo park.

We could get him a bed in Cherry Knowle.
 
He's thick, he's dumb
He sucks his ****ing thumb
Big John H, big John H

He lives, in care
Hes just a dirty craa
Daft john H, Daft John H

He's big and fat
The simple geordie twat
****ing john, ****ing john

LOL, funny as ****.

I just pity the poor piss flap.
 
Poor John Humble, piss stains on his legs.
Snots running down his nose.
Teeth like clothes pegs.
Playing with his tiny cock.
Which is the size of a pea.
He's pulled it so much he can hardly see.
All alone & naked apart from his hat.
He deserves all he gets cos he's a sad ****ing twat.
 
Poor John Humble, piss stains on his legs.
Snots running down his nose.
Teeth like clothes pegs.
Playing with his tiny cock.
Which is the size of a pea.
He's pulled it so much he can hardly see.
All alone & naked apart from his hat.
He deserves all he gets cos he's a sad ****ing twat.

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I think we should pity the poor sod marra: he obviously has a few problems poor [r]soul