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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Tina_old, Oct 7, 2011.

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  1. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    I thought rimshot to be something completely different.

    Every day's a school day on here.
     
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    Tina_old, Oct 7, 2011
  2. Fabulous Fabio

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    Cos you're a durty bitch
     
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  3. Chancer

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    <laugh>
     
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  4. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I know that, I was trying to be mucky!!!

    and it's ****in badum tish ya **** <grr>
     
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  5. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Mick Flaherty had supped more Guinness than enough and had stumbled out of Quinn's bar and into the Sunday afternoon air.

    As his drunken eyes squinted to adjust to the light, an ambulance went by at great speed. Blue lights flashing and siren blaring, it roared up the street with Mick in full flight running after it.

    A hundred yards, 200, 300, almost a quarter of a mile he tracked it until suddenly, lungs and legs giving out, he fell into the gutter.

    Then with his very last ounce of breath he roared: 'You can keep your damned ice cream!'
     
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  6. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    it is...fancy one?
     
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  7. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <grr>
     
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    Gambol, Oct 7, 2011
  9. The Raging Oxter

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    Don't give up the day job. Even if it is conning OAPs out of money for "gardening services".
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Oct 7, 2011
  10. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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  11. Tina_old

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    I prefer giving.
     
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    Tina_old, Oct 7, 2011
  12. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    at least they get some kind of service ... unlike you and your political buddies who just take their money and offer nothing in return <ok>
     
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  13. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>






    Actually

    <yikes>
     
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    Null, Oct 7, 2011
  14. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    tina's toilet cleaning service
    tina=toley tonguer
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Oct 7, 2011
  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Gies some head then.
     
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    Gambol, Oct 7, 2011
  16. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    is that not a rim job?
     
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  17. Tina_old

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    Shouldn't that be on the Ken Bigley thread?

    lolzy x
     
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    Tina_old, Oct 7, 2011
  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ba-dom-tsh

    I'll set em up, you knock em down <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Oct 7, 2011
  19. Tina_old

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    <laugh>
     
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    Tina_old, Oct 7, 2011
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