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Ireland's Space Program

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  1. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    The Raging Oxter, Jul 31, 2013
  2. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Ground control to Major Tom...

    Ground control to Major Tom...

    The famine`s over why don`t you go home...
     
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    It's david Bowie day!
    he's a Leprechaun staring at the stars
    he says he's seen a rainbow but he's had too many jars
     
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  4. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    why is medro banned ? its discrimination against the irish is why <grr>
     
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  5. The Raging Oxter

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    No, it's discrimination against *****s. Oh, I see what you mean.
     
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  6. DevAdvocate

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    Irish astronauts land on the moon and go for a walk.

    Some wee green men approach them and the Astronauts are astonished.


    "Where are you from?" ask the wee green men

    "Earth" reply the Irish guys

    "Whereabouts on earth?" says one of the wee Green guys

    "Ireland" replies the Astronaut


    "Really?" says the wee green guy, "Whereabouts in Ireland?"

    "Dublin" replies the astronaut

    "Do you know the O'Donnells?" asks the wee green chap

    "Aye to be sure I do" says the astronaut

    "and do you know the Kellys"?


    "Aye to be sure I do" says the astronaut



    "well when you go back" says the wee green man








    "Tell them the Moonies were asking for them"
     
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  7. Hash.

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    duh ... anyhow seriously whyd he get banned ? did mike finally grow a pair ?
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

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    Spamming.
     
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  9. The Raging Oxter

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    He was posting pictures of incest sex and horse cock porn and inviting his fellow huns to masturbate to it.
     
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    ...and they duly obliged <ok>
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    They're launching a manned space flight to the Sun and plan to make a solar landing at night so it won't be too hot.
     
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    badum **** .... in other news the virgin mary is up the pole.

    <gambols40yearoldjokeshame>
     
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  13. The Raging Oxter

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    First Irish man to walk on the sun.

    "...ow...ooh...aah...oh begorrah..."
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    **** off <laugh>
     
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    Will the spacewalk be on the 12th ?
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    The guy that's responsible for throwing the stick around has had extensive zero gravity training. They tied it to him on a bungee cord.
     
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    They are demanding the right to float the Queen's galaxy
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    They've been denied permission to float over Rome. But they're gonny dae it anyway.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    They're claiming that amarker was laid down 44 years ago - if Michael Collins had to stay in the space ship it stood to reason that tims weren't allowed to walk on the moon so it has to be a proddy area.
     
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