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IPSWICH Caption Comp Week 2

Discussion in 'Ipswich Town' started by johnnywarksmoustache, Jan 31, 2012.

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  1. Guru of Ipswich

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    Stuart, have i told you that i have a CBE?
     
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    Cleggy - "I then said to the painters, I wanted royal blue on the turnstiles, not ****ing cyan"
     
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    <laugh><laugh>

    You lot are making it very difficult for me to pick a winner! <ok>
     
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    Paul, You have the full backing of the board, By the way have you met the next Ipswich manager Stuart Pearce!
     
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    Hey Paul! Will you kindly stop chewing that wasp when you are talking!
     
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    Cleggy - Seriously Stuart stop laughing, I can't understand why he picks the twat Leadbitter either!
     
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    Sorry Boys but I would hold your breath if I were you, I've just let one go...!
     
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    You know the contract we agreed and signed Paul, well i have had a rethink.................!
     
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    So explain to me again Paul, How did a video of my wife end up on your mobile?
     
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    You are in serious danger of winning this week Guru <ok>
     
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    I'll have you know that during my time working with the Olympic team I went down on Fatima Whitbread.
     
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    That's interesting ciderman, are you going to have a stab at this caption competition? ;)
     
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    <laugh> I like your style Yorkie <ok>
     
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    Maydo Yorkie but at the moment i've got a little something tucked away in the ****bank.
     
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    I bet you licked her body all the way down to her bollocks.....! <yikes>
     
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    As Simon Clegg shares his vast knowledge of football, people around him do their upmost best to keep from laughing. Watch as Paul Jewell bites his lip so hard that he draws blood and Stuart Pearce rocks back and forth in a pool of piss trying to convince everyone he is clinically insane and not just mocking this idiot on his right.
     
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