You admitted to playing candy crush, and wanting to link up. Doesnt get much ****ier that that.. Plus play golf. Double ****.
. Do you have to sit straight like a scolded schoolboy. She'll gan apeshit if she catches you eating a bacon sarnie on one.
I play a few strategy games on my phone when I have the time and Words with Friends (blatant Scrabble rip off) with my wife. I've tried a couple of the popular ones that get advertised all the time but never got on with them. I also like a game on my PS4, seems like that's bordering on taboo round here but I don't see the problem, it's just another form of home entertainment. Doesn't mean you have to be a limp wristed geek.
Draw Something... that was one I had last year on my phone, that was addictive, although 90% of the people on there are absolute gimps. Wife's away so I fired up the Xbox One last night, Dirt Rally, was loving it, probably the most realistic driving game ever.
Yeah I've got that one too, I occasionally like to draw a decent picture then garnish it with a crudely drawn dick at the last second. I've been playing PES 2016 lately, I've guided Sunderland to become masters of Europe so it's pretty realistic.
I tw*tted somebody at work, after repeated warnings I may add, for sending me candy Crush requests. Ive got WGT Golf which is canny but I rarely play and you need a decent internet connection for it.