Introduce yourself to Elfsborg

[Chippy / Glory]

Been described as many things, but chavvy was never one of them.

People are very polite.
Burberry and hackett chav brands

 

[SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious]

We do need to talk about brands,
Holden. Might be able to get you big discount too

 

[deleted.....]

Hunter Wellies are another Chav brand... why pay £100 + for rubber boots?...

used to have a girlfriend who was into 'orses though...... nobody would need Viagra if their girlfriends/wives wore cream jodhpurs I tell you!!! I used to get a semi watching her ride out knowing she always rode commando

 

[ElfsborgAddick]

Didriksons from Sweden produce some great winter/rain jackets.

 

[DonCorleone]

A Ralph Lauren or Armani does the job for me.

 

[Chippy / Glory]

Didriksons from Sweden produce some great winter/rain jackets.

My North Pole proof red parka thing is one of those. It will be getting a run out to VP next weekend!
Nothing chavvy about my schmutter I make china look like a tramp.

 

[SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious]

Don't take that, Holden. A northerner is saying he dresses better than you.

The bloody cheek.

 

[Holden Chinaski]

We do need to talk about brands,
Holden. Might be able to get you big discount too

Up for that. I work in media/advertising so love the client privileges that I get. Got a massive discount on a VERY decent car.

The thing is too, up north it's all snide gear. Fake Burberry from the 90s, that god awful tartan style. Nothing like the suave sophisticated stuff like in London.

 

[SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious]

Up for that. I work in media/advertising so love the client privileges that I get. Got a massive discount on a VERY decent car.

The thing is too, up north it's all snide gear. Fake Burberry from the 90s, that god awful tartan style. Nothing like the suave sophisticated stuff like in London.

Shots. Fired.

My missus is wholesale manager for a British brand so no longer have to buy clothes.

 

[ElfsborgAddick]

Up for that. I work in media/advertising so love the client privileges that I get. Got a massive discount on a VERY decent car.

The thing is too, up north it's all snide gear. Fake Burberry from the 90s, that god awful tartan style. Nothing like the suave sophisticated stuff like in London.

I get a season ticket loan for my 1-5 zone travelcard.

 

[deleted.....]

Shots. Fired.

My missus is wholesale manager for a British brand so no longer have to buy clothes.

I didn't realise F&F was a British brand? I thought it was all made in China..

 

[DonCorleone]

Shots. Fired.

My missus is wholesale manager for a British brand so no longer have to buy clothes.

Any chance of some free clothes? I won't tell her about what happens when we go to the 'pub'.

 

[SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious]

Any chance of some free clothes? I won't tell her about what happens when we go to the 'pub'.

That's all I ask.

 

[SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious]

I didn't realise F&F was a British brand? I thought it was all made in China..

What's f and f??

 

[deleted.....]

What's f and f??

Chippy will tell you.

 

[SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious]

Chippy will tell you.

Oh god. Cue some comment about micks bandwidth blah blah blah

 

[DonCorleone]

Florence and Fred (Tesco)

 

[ForestHillBilly]

Flabby and flatulent.

 

[Chippy / Glory]

Shots. Fired.

My missus is wholesale manager for a British brand so no longer have to buy clothes.

She goes naked?
Pics please.

 

[Chippy / Glory]

Chippy will tell you.

Barsteward... Spilt my cup of tea.