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International Womens Day

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Mar 9, 2018.

  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    So this International event was yesterday, some may have missed it.

    But what is International Womens Day?

    From what I can understand of this bizarre ritual it is a day singled out for women to get together and exclude man which in itself is a little bit sexist, there is chocolate and cake readily available and if a man dares to try and include themselves and show any kind of support for feminist issues they are shown the door and the women only policy is pointed out in the strongest terms. I don't really have a problem with this policy as only idiotic soppy blokes or men desperate for a woman would even try to attend this abomination of an event.

    So what actually happens once all the cake and tea is gone? My understanding is that once the eating formalities are done and the sugar high is at it's peak we as men all get it in the neck, equal pay for doing less is a subject, tennis is raged at because playing 5 sets is unreasonable and very time consuming, group menstrating is discussed, toilet break en masse are taken and last at least 30 minutes.

    At some point during the event the lesbian element move in on their unsuspecting pray, who have been whipped into a feminist frenzy at this point and are in a vulnerable position, fingering in the bogs is common at these events but this isn't seen as harrssment but just high jinx at a corporate event.

    The hypocrisy has to stop, I'll be looking to sabotage future events with topless male models serving drinks and a papparazzi ready to take pics as middle aged women act inappropriately towards the waiters.

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    Women's day, gay day,Lesbo day, cross dress day. It's all bullshit because society feels insecure about a normal Hetrosexual man and the power they have. Back in the day men were men and women cooked n raised children. Now they wear suits n sit like men. Mankind as a collective force is always trying to kill off anything sat at the top of the tree

    Have you noticed how media and the powers that be are pushing the Trans gender, agenda?

    God will strike this World with his wrath and bring an end to it all.
     
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    I dressed as my avatar and became a lesbian for the day to stand alongside my sisters.
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    I'm sure they give you a mention ... there is definitely more than one reference to a fanny <laugh>
     
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    Couldnt give a **** about all these national international days. Sells a few inches of newsprint.

    It was National Toast Day a few weeks ago. That one didn't change my life either.
     
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    Did you eat any toast though?
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Fosse enjoyed all the cake and especially the sugar rush.

    Well she is a Chinese lesbian .
     
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    On a Thursday? That would be insane.
     
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    Sunday is mothers day. Talk about milking it, 2 days in one week.

    All the flowers and chocolate firms must be owned by women.
     
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    No pun intended I'm sure.
     
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    St Totteringham Night on Wednesday.

    To be fair to the fairer sex, at least they weren’t all in hiding yesterday.
     
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    Comm prefers Jelly doughnuts ... reminds him of his army days <whistle>

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    Where were you when your team lost 3 out of their last 4 league games?

    No where to be seen, they muster a draw against Barca and you turn up.

    bigger bitch than a bitch
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    He probably won't bro.
     
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    She probably won't mate <whistle>
     
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    Thought this was going to be another thread about skylarker
     
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    I think King **** was having his period yesterday.
     
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