So this International event was yesterday, some may have missed it.
But what is International Womens Day?
From what I can understand of this bizarre ritual it is a day singled out for women to get together and exclude man which in itself is a little bit sexist, there is chocolate and cake readily available and if a man dares to try and include themselves and show any kind of support for feminist issues they are shown the door and the women only policy is pointed out in the strongest terms. I don't really have a problem with this policy as only idiotic soppy blokes or men desperate for a woman would even try to attend this abomination of an event.
So what actually happens once all the cake and tea is gone? My understanding is that once the eating formalities are done and the sugar high is at it's peak we as men all get it in the neck, equal pay for doing less is a subject, tennis is raged at because playing 5 sets is unreasonable and very time consuming, group menstrating is discussed, toilet break en masse are taken and last at least 30 minutes.
At some point during the event the lesbian element move in on their unsuspecting pray, who have been whipped into a feminist frenzy at this point and are in a vulnerable position, fingering in the bogs is common at these events but this isn't seen as harrssment but just high jinx at a corporate event.
The hypocrisy has to stop, I'll be looking to sabotage future events with topless male models serving drinks and a papparazzi ready to take pics as middle aged women act inappropriately towards the waiters.
But what is International Womens Day?
From what I can understand of this bizarre ritual it is a day singled out for women to get together and exclude man which in itself is a little bit sexist, there is chocolate and cake readily available and if a man dares to try and include themselves and show any kind of support for feminist issues they are shown the door and the women only policy is pointed out in the strongest terms. I don't really have a problem with this policy as only idiotic soppy blokes or men desperate for a woman would even try to attend this abomination of an event.
So what actually happens once all the cake and tea is gone? My understanding is that once the eating formalities are done and the sugar high is at it's peak we as men all get it in the neck, equal pay for doing less is a subject, tennis is raged at because playing 5 sets is unreasonable and very time consuming, group menstrating is discussed, toilet break en masse are taken and last at least 30 minutes.
At some point during the event the lesbian element move in on their unsuspecting pray, who have been whipped into a feminist frenzy at this point and are in a vulnerable position, fingering in the bogs is common at these events but this isn't seen as harrssment but just high jinx at a corporate event.
The hypocrisy has to stop, I'll be looking to sabotage future events with topless male models serving drinks and a papparazzi ready to take pics as middle aged women act inappropriately towards the waiters.
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