Every week they mention an ingredient I've never heard of before: Cuthbert is serving caramelised stag heart smothered in a kiwi and Stilton jus, accompanied by pan-fried seahorse goujons, a banana purée and a garnish of elderflower shavings.
It was a tragedy that the Masterchef contestant who went on to be a gay serial killer didn't make Gregg Wallace his first victim.
Masterchef is brilliant, it makes everyone an expert. I found myself shaking my head as someone sauveed a lamb cutlet.
