
Sterling is my saviour
I shall not want (for a better footballer)
He maketh me shout at the tele with terrible play and odd running style
He leadeth the team up blind alleys
He blasteth over the bar from the closest of ranges
He coveteth the ball so much he will not passeth to anyone else
Lo! Though he be a winger he will not crosseth the ball
Lo! Though he be a midfielder he createth not
Lo! Though he be a forward he squandereth many chances
And he maketh his brother Harry look quite poor
But he scoreth once in a competitive game
So we excuse all the previous games where he was crapeth
Hail Raheem for you can do no wrong
Go forth and smite the Scotts
Though you probably won't
And if you haveth no impact we forgive you in advance
Because we judge you not Raheem
Like the way we judge everyone else
Jimmy Krankie, Mary Queen of Scots, The Proclaimers, Rab C Nesbitt, Lulu, Jocky Wilson, Bay City Rollers, Stephen Hendry, Nicola Surgeon, Andy Murray, Sean Connery, Rob Roy, Frankie Boyle, Jackie Stewart, Billy Connolly, John Logie Baird, Bill Shankly, Bonnie Prince Charlie, Big Country, Fulton Mackay, - your boys are going to take a hell of a beating
Why do they insist on doing this stupid squad number order bollocks? Very annoying.You must log in or register to see media