As expected, it turns out The FA's high and mighty anti-corruption message after missing out on the 2018 World Cup has been undermined by...The FA indulging in massive corruption.
While much is being made of the England friendly against Hailand being arranged for the sole purpose of trying to get their vote to support the bid and subsequent flounce out of the match when that vote didn't materialise (as well as the rumours that one delegate was offered an invite to Wills & Kate's wedding) there's this section of the Garcia Report (on page 100, for those who want to double check)
Ms. Bateman notified Mr. Warner on June 24, 2009 that the Tottenham Hotspur Football Club would soon offer Mr. Sebro a summer job. Mr. Warner expressed gratitude, but also pressured England 2018 to continue monitoring Mr. Sebro’s employment situation. On June 30, Ms. Bateman explained to Mr. Warner, at his request, that the Tottenham job entailed one-week stints in various departments, to which Mr. Warner responded, “I thank you for this beginning, Jane, and do look fwd to a continuation in other areas and/or clubs.” Mr. Warner’s gratitude was short-lived. On July 9, he sent Lord Triesman an email, copied to Mr. Anson and Ms. Bateman, bearing the subject line “Richard Sebro”:
Chairman, I do wish to register my profound disappointment with the FA re its failure to assist Richard Sebro with gainful employment for a protracted period of time as I have kindly requested of the FA. A promise of a few days here and a few days there is not what I had in mind Chairman and then even that has been long in coming. While my disappointment is profound, possibly I should not have been surprised and do wish to advise that if this simple request of mine proves to be a difficulty of any kind to achieve I will understand.
The bid team quickly sought to reassure Mr. Warner of its commitment to helping Mr. Sebro. Ms. Bateman responded first, later on July 9, and explained that she was writing “on behalf of the Chairman, who is currently on leave.” She advised Mr. Warner that “I have spoken to Richard and he tells me that he is more than happy,” and she promised to “keep in regular touch with him to make sure that this remains the case.” That seemed to mollify Mr. Warner, who responded, “Jane, if Richard is happy, then so am I.” Lord Triesman nevertheless replied to Mr. Warner and the others the next day to register his willingness to address Mr. Warner’s complaints about Mr. Sebro’s employment. “I hope this is now Ok and I will ask Jane to keep me posted,” Lord Triesman wrote. “Let me know if you feel there’s a continuing problem.”
Here's the short version: by arranging for the son of Jack Warner to have jobs at both Spurs and Aston Villa, The FA almost literally pimped out the clubs in order to try and gain support for their pitiful World Cup bid, a bid based on "We invented football, gimme gimme gimme" as well as mortgaging the futures of clubs such as Nottingham Forest and Plymouth Argyle by having them expand their stadiums grossly beyond their usual attendances (sort of like the issues that befell several Portuguese clubs after a similar brilliant ide for Euro 2004) - and the conclusion, on page 151, directly points the finger at them by saying...
It is clear from the above that Mr. Warner made numerous improper demands on England 2018, ranging from employment for friends, “development money,” sponsorships, and other benefits. Some of these demands were met and some were not. There is a prima facie case that Mr. Warner violated the [FIFA Code of Ethics].
... In many cases England 2018 accommodated or at least attempted to satisfy, the improper requests made by these Executive Committee members. While the bidding process itself, and the attitude of entitlement and expectation demonstrated by certain Executive Committee members in the exchanges discussed in detail above, place the bid team in a difficult position that fact does not excuse all of the conduct.
It is worth pointing out that no officials from Spurs nor Villa are mentioned anywhere in the report - which means Levy missed a trick by not blackmailing The FA to get competent referees for all of our matches for the past few seasons...