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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Null, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...or jist hiv a ****. That works too.
     
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  3. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    A life long lesson learned. A right good shag or a right good **** brings on the zzzz's.
     
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  5. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I can do anything for love, ****, or money.
     
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  7. Buster D

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    Not being funny here guv but are you per chance a fatty ?

    There is a well known link between insomnia and obesity and a well documented research paper done in the mid 90s to back up what im saying.

    As we say in the trade lose the flab , gain the nap.
     
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  8. Buster D

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    Wrong.
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Buster is someone's second account or has been loitering with intent on GC before finally joining.
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Get them telt <laugh>
     
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  11. RAVENBLACK

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    ffs <laugh>
     
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  12. Tina.

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    I hope your home brew explodes in yer coupon and improves your looks.

    ****.
     
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  13. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    this...
     
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  14. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Aye, I am over weight now...but had insomnia for 17 years... only piled on the pounds over past 6/7 years...

    Even when I'm fitter, lose a stone or two when out on my bike, my sleep pattern rarely changes...






    ****...
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    I mind a few years back some dick woke me up at 6am after I had struggled to get to sleep for hours.

    As I was going mental he cracked a joke, something a long the lines of "sleeping isn't hard, you just close your eyes"

    Dunno what you ****s do when folk mock your insomnia but I ****ing went for the **** and chucked every other ****er out my gaff. I really ****ing hate ****s that can sleep so easily and act smug about it.
     
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    My bird can sleep through anything: hurricanes, earthquakes, sex, etc.
     
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  18. Null

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    <laugh>

    Same here...
     
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  19. RebelBhoy

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    In the trade?

    Doctoring?
    Sleep doctoring?

    As the Mexicans say "El Aborate"

    How do sleep doctors greet each other?











    What's Apnea-in........
     
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  20. harryhood67

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    Buster d , spot on , plenty exercise , tire yourself out and you will crash out . One of my pet hates in life are people that don't get up to the middle of the afternoon after a night out .
     
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