Off Topic Injury update 2022/2023

Ouch. I hope we do complete one of the rumoured signings then for midfield. We're getting ever thinner.

 

That's a shame ...

 

Naby Keita "out for a while" with a muscle injury, Klopp reveals. Thiago set to return to full training next week. Konate after the international break.

 

That's odd. I expected him to be healthy again now the transfer window has closed.

 

thats good news on konate.

bad news for phillips as he's missed his move to sit there and not play just in case.

Thaigo is on track and kieta is no loss at all.

 

Thiago soon back in training another injury. Is it a curse?

 

I've bruised the top of my foot, irritated my big toe, aggravated the tendons in my thumb, experienced recurring skin splints again and strained my calf. I'll consider myself available for selection still though

 

The staining of your calf sounds... well... embarrassing enough to put anyone off.

 

Some would call it a tattoo....














... not me, I meant strained!

 

Just change your name to Naby Mansfield and put your feet up.

 

Thiago back in training

 

But no Carv or Curtis training................

 

Dead leg for carvalho is not a long one so we have to take thst given we have 5 forwards.

Jones meh.

Neither were ever a serious option as first off bench away in Italy.

Just knackers the **** older players like milner though.

 

Keita injury record :

1 August 2022 - Muscle Injury - 33 days*
21 March 2022 - Knee Problems - 13 days
31 October 2021 - Hamstring - 35 days
20 December 2020 - Ankle Injury - 60 days
Dec 10, 2020 - Ligament Injury - 5 days
Nov 23, 2020 - Hamstring Injury - 12 days
Mar 1, 2020 - Groin Injury - 5 days
Feb 26, 2020 - Angina - 6 days
Jan 2, 2020 - Groin Strain - 23 days
Sep 22, 2019 - Torn Muscle - 6 days
Aug 10, 2019 - Torn Muscle - 45 days
May 1, 2019 - Groin Injury - 51 days
Mar 12, 2019 - Knock - 18 days
Oct 16, 2018 - Muscle Problem - 20 days
May 14, 2018 - Knock - 48 days
Apr 16, 2018 - Back Trouble - 3 days
Mar 19, 2018 - Bruise - 10 days
Feb 19, 2018 - Thigh Muscle Strain - 10 days
Dec 22, 2016 - Hamstring - 21 days
Aug 22, 2016 - Metatarsal bone bruise - 10 days
Apr 25, 2016 - Thigh Muscle Strain - 10 days
Aug 20, 2015 - Adductor problems - 11 days

 

Andy Robertson is ruled out of Ajax visit to Anfield.

 

And cheslea.

So another muscle injury.

So much for software eh?

 

It's not even one body part that is fragile.

Thigh, groin, angina, hamstring, feet, back, adductor, ankle... As well as all the unspecified muscle and ligament issues listed. His whole body is breaking

 

Generally restricted to the lower half though

 

Yes, only every part of his lower body except his genitals. Plus his chest and back.

Besides that, he's perfectly healthy.

 

Don't let mrs @luvgonzo near him...