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Off Topic Injury update 2022/2023

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  1. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    If we win the league he'll be saying how Suarez never scores against the champions though...
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Apr 16, 2014
  2. Super G Ted'inho

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    He would if you predicted it <whistle>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Apr 16, 2014
  3. Super G Ted'inho

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    Okay, about broke two of my fingers at football tonight. I was in net and saved a powerful shot from about three yards away, it split my two fingers apart that much it slit the skin inbetween!!! Both very swollen now and I can't bend them properly <laugh>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Apr 16, 2014
  4. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    So? FFs do you see me crying? I cut the tips of 3 of my fingers this week cos I upgraded from axe to circular saw so man the f up
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Apr 16, 2014
  5. Super G Ted'inho

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    #allaboutgerrez

    #attentionwhore

    #noonecaresaboutmito

    :bandit:
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Apr 16, 2014
  6. Jürgenmeiʃter

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  7. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    Ooo nasty! Dont get any salt in it



    <laugh> at mito

    Be careful when you get that chainsaw
     
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    Jürgenmeiʃter, Apr 17, 2014
  8. LuisDiazgamechanger

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  10. Milk not bear jizz

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    Question... who would you say is the "most famous for always being injured" Evertonian?

    The Toffee equivalent of our Owen, Kewell, or Aquaman?
     
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    Squeezing lemon juice in the crack will make it feel better.

    ... and smell lemony fresh!
     
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  13. Milk not bear jizz

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    It is probably important to point out I mean the crack between your fingers.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Apr 22, 2014
  14. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    spoilsport, might have worked lol
     
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    jenners04, Apr 22, 2014
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  16. Jimmy Squarefoot

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    Thank God - means we can drop Lucas back to the bench.
     
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    Jimmy Squarefoot, Apr 24, 2014
  17. Super G Ted'inho

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    Took me a while to reply to this because I misunderstood...
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Apr 24, 2014
  18. Sir_Red

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    what the **** is up with Enrique? Has there been a falling out? V odd that there's been no update and that it's taking so long
     
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    Sir_Red, Apr 24, 2014
  19. Super G Ted'inho

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    He lost a leg and has had to grow a new one <ok>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Apr 24, 2014
  20. Jimmy Squarefoot

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    Doesn't seem to be responding well to the treatment. Personally, I think he'll be gone in the summer.
     
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    Jimmy Squarefoot, Apr 24, 2014
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