Off Topic Injuries

Is there a good place to be smashed over the head ?

 

good job it wasn't full sized scissors, you'd be like John wayne Bobbit.

 

Good point.

 

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Scared the hell out of me at the time. Couldn't do anything with it for a few weeks as it wouldn't bloody heal properly.

 

I think stabbing yourself in the old man member is pretty extreme.

 

Knew I'd get that story eventually

 

I accidentally shot myself in mine with a bb gun loaded with metal ball bearings.

I was really pilled up too, that wasn't good.

 

what is it with you lot self harming ya love stick?

 

It wasn't intentional.

 

thats what @HarryTipper said, who's also a saints fan. ****ing freaks down there, always trying self castration or mutilation of the old love pipe.