Off Topic Injuries

Nowt to do with your accidents and injuries.

Just **** off

There but for the grace of God mate.

There's a very fine line between here and gone.

Reminds me of a time I was driving a 17.5 ton lorry......

 

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Dislocated shoulder, broke both collar bones, broke or dislocated fingers, all from playing Rugby.

Worst injury was when I got stabbed !

Not pleasant

 

we need to know more

 

You.got stabbed playing rugby?

Tough league that like mate.

 

Stag night out with group of mates, some nutter decided he wanted to stab someone, he attacked me from behind.
Armed police came, I went to hospital

 

We've all heard the stories. Boys will be boys.

 

I'm sensing you dont like to talk about it.

 

Wasnt the best night out

 

Damage done?
Jailtime?

 

Scars

Armed Police arrested him in and he still had possession of knife.

went to court - found not guilty!!!

 

how not guilty?

 

That’s what I said - basically insufficient evidence - even though they had a knife and I picked him out in a line up

 

Broke my fingers on the keyboard once.

 

Hitting the ban and close thread button no doubt

 

@HarryTipper

there's the scar on the head

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You got lucky cause that's not a good place to be smashed over the head.

 

A thai bird hit me in the same place with a heineken bottle (mind i was smashing **** out of her boyfriend at the time) it ****ing knacked. She hit me harder than her scouse fella

 

Didn't include this to my list as it wasn't a bad injury but I did stab myself pretty hard with some nail scissors when doing some pre date tidying down below.
Seeing blood come out of the side of 'it' wasn't great.
Ruined the night tbh.