Ingurland Expects

[DMD]

Anywhere near water if you sit outside in the evening they will come for you.

Disney Florida is built with no areas of standing water and additives added around the place to discourage mosquitoes.

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Mosquitos are pussies compared to the Scottish midge. Them cùnts will eat you alive.

 

[DMD]

Scottish midge's are easily neutralised by applying Avon's Skin so Soft.

*Just to clarify in case any Scotch are reading, that's to you, not the midges.

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

Fun fact


Team England soccer haven't been breached in nearly 10 hours

 

[DMD]

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[Archers Road]

its funny to see Nigel getting carried away again because they beat an extremely poor german team

Nearly as funny as watching El Jocko celebrate beating England 0-0

 

[Easter Road 1980]

Nearly as funny as watching El Jocko celebrate beating England 0-0

But not quite.

You little englander gammons are funny as ****.

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

Nearly as funny as watching El Jocko celebrate beating England 0-0

7 times more humourous

 

[Archers Road]

But not quite.

You little englander gammons are funny as ****.

Shouldn't you be watching Andrew "Brillo Pad" Neil on The Gammon News Channel?

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

Shouldn't you be watching Andrew "Brillo Pad" Neil on The Gammon News Channel?

Archie

I hope England win I'm kind of English

Also Archie

I hope Angela Von der Leyen manages to reduce capacity at Wembley for the low IQ, German National anthem booing ,fascist white twash scum English gammons

 

[Easter Road 1980]

Shouldn't you be watching Andrew "Brillo Pad" Neil on The Gammon News Channel?

Never seen it.

But you keep watching the lefty loony woke champagne socialist lying covering up ***** endorsing BBC, there's a good little gammon racist

 

[Archers Road]

Archie

I hope England win I'm kind of English

Also Archie

I hope Angela Von der Leyen manages to reduce capacity at Wembley for the low IQ, German National anthem booing ,fascist white twash scum English gammons

I can tolerate a few arseholes booing the German anthem tbh. ****s who boo their own players deserve a kicking imo.

 

[Archers Road]

Never seen it.

But you keep watching the lefty loony woke champagne socialist lying covering up ***** endorsing BBC, there's a good little gammon racist

Well if the football is on the BBC, I most certainly will thanks

 

[DUNCAN DONUTS]

I can tolerate a few arseholes booing the German anthem tbh. ****s who boo their own players deserve a kicking imo.

If fans boo BLM they deserve a good kicking ?

Because fascism is terrible

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Scottish midge's are easily neutralised by applying Avon's Skin so Soft.

*Just to clarify in case any Scotch are reading, that's to you, not the midges.

Ah ha ha ha ha ha...

Have you even ever been to Scotland. Nothing repels the midgy mate. Not even wityerdacels!

 

[DMD]

Ah ha ha ha ha ha...

Have you even ever been to Scotland. Nothing repels the midgy mate. Not even wityerdacels!

It sounds like I've just educated you yet again then. Give it a bash spotty lad.

 

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

It sounds like I've just educated you yet again then. Give it a bash spotty lad.

So that'll be a no then. Thought so!

 

[DMD]

So that'll be a no then. Thought so!

You rarely think. Having tried it myself, in a large group when some did, and some didn't, I can confirm it works, which confirms what most people know about you.

 

[Easter Road 1980]

You rarely think. Having tried it myself, in a large group when some did, and some didn't, I can confirm it works, which confirms what most people know about you.

That he's a ****witted alky ****, correct.

 

[stopmeandslapme]

Ah ha ha ha ha ha...

Have you even ever been to Scotland. Nothing repels the midgy mate. Not even wityerdacels!

I have, little high pitched irritating buggers. The midges were bad too.