****ing Marshmallows

Hash.

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Jan 25, 2011
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I'm sick and tired of buying ****ing marshmallows.. I left for a walk and I came across the really hot shemale, and I was like let me suck it for €23. But she said, I couldnt let my lips touch her penis unless my mouth was full of marshmallows.

I went to the store, and I bought a rake. I'm going to grow my own ****ing marshmallows and use my **** as a compost heap. Every ****ing marshmallow **** I see is going to get their mouth full of jizz and nothing is going to stop me placing marshmallows in my mouth and anus.
 
Between a slop-shop and a gin-shop, approached by a steep flight of steps leading down to a black gap like the mouth of a cave, I found the den of which I was in search. Ordering my cab to wait, I passed down the steps, worn hollow in the centre by the ceaseless tread of drunken feet; and by the light of a flickering oil-lamp above the door I found the latch and made my way into a long, low room, thick and heavy with the brown opium smoke, and terraced with wooden berths, like the forecastle of an emigrant ship.

Through the gloom one could dimly catch a glimpse of bodies lying in strange fantastic poses, bowed shoulders, bent knees, heads thrown back, and chins pointing upward, with here and there a dark, lack-lustre eye turned upon the newcomer. Out of the black shadows there glimmered little red circles of light, now bright, now faint, as the burning poison waxed or waned in the bowls of the metal pipes. The most lay silent, but some muttered to themselves, and others talked together in a strange, low, monotonous voice, their conversation coming in gushes, and then suddenly tailing off into silence, each mumbling out his own thoughts and paying little heed to the words of his neighbour. At the farther end was a small brazier of burning charcoal, beside which on a three-legged wooden stool there sat a tall, thin old man, with his jaw resting upon his two fists, and his elbows upon his knees, staring into the fire.

As I entered, a sallow Malay attendant had hurried up with a pipe for me and a supply of the drug, beckoning me to an empty berth.

"Thank you. I have not come to stay," said I. "There is a friend of mine here, aswordmadeofhash, and I wish to speak with him."

There was a movement and an exclamation from my right, and peering through the gloom, I saw Hash, pale, haggard, and unkempt, staring out at me.

From 'The Man With the Twisted Lip' by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle