****ing hell

Good news buddy.

Are you able to sit comfortably?

 

Are you going to read us a story ?

 

Not for very long

 

Jackanory?

 

Aye, thought it would be uncomfortable for any length of time.

Just remember though, worse things happen at sea buddy.

 

Like what?

 

Sea Monsters and stuff.

And Patrick Duffy don't forget.

 

Ye got a rubber ring to sit on, Gerry?

 

No.

 

Is it painful when ye take a stiffy?

 

**** knows, not had one in two weeks. Almost got one yesterday but then Tuna appeared on here and ruined it instantly.

 

Harsh but fair.
Get someone to get you one of these bad boys. https://www.stressnomore.co.uk/pres...MIl5T36Y6O9AIVS-rtCh2RiwFnEAQYAiABEgJ9_fD_BwE

 

It isn't really sore when I am lying down. Sitting is overrated.

 

I’m thinking about your famous bus journeys.

 

No buses for me for a while, only omlettes.

 

Do you have to wear a nappy? Asking for a friend.

 

No, just bandages. I need to gobround the corner to the clinic in about 90 minutes to get wounds cleaned and fresh bandages. Will need to do that everyday for **** knows how long.

 

Serious ****,get well soon.

 

Cheers, hombre.

 

Does it hurt taking a ****?