...Batman is a fictional character. I guess you didn't consider that in your pathetic haste to write a comeback! Poor little Toby - scrabbling around for a decent retort and finding nothing but further shame... I see your girlfriend 'Shameless' (not his real name I hasten to add) liked your reply though. Are you in fact the same person? I'm starting to think so... or perhaps it's just because you spend so much time inside each other that you start to appear to be the same person. Who can say? I wonder what Mr Schoepenhauer would make of it all?
I was talking about Schoepenhauer you spastic little Geordie ****, I know Batman is a fictional character Just because 2 people think you're a dick, they're the same person? Cue more 'gay' jokes from Joker...
Toby, if you can't even compose a proper sentence then you can hardly get angry when people misunderstand it... Try reading what you wrote again, slowly, have a little think about it and then try again.
So because you're too stupid to understand what I'm saying I need to explain myself every time? I'll draw you a little picture next time too
Oh dear. Poor little Tobes has gone and got himself all flustered and angry and is now trying to deny his mistakes. This will do you no good in the long term little Toby... You must embrace your errors and learn from them - you can't possibly hope to defend the above sentence? Could you? ...you might just try!
You referred to Schoepenhauer just before I answered you, of course that ****ing quote won't make any sense on it's own. But you're just going to avoid the facts, posts loads of smilies and call me 'gay', every day is a ****ing laugh with you man-child
Now now Toby, try to remain calm. I'm sure that all this name-calling is really not needed. I realise you need to let off some steam because you're ashamed of the mistake you've made. It's fascinating that you completely refuse to acknowledge it though. I think the sentence makes perfect sense on it's own - you just got it all wrong didn't you? No? Because you are Toby and you never make mistakes right? ...you've got some laughs from me today kidda... you really are a class apart when it comes to bullshit!
So are you saying that my initial statement made no sense following your comment? You really are thicker than I thought
Ok. Let's pretend for a moment that I am the "spastic little Geordie ****" as you claim. Explain the Batman sentence to me, please.
"This is assuming of course that Arthur Schoepenhauer isn't just expressing an opinion a century and a half before the internet was invented." "If only Batman was around back then, he'd probably mention what a soulless twat you'd have to be to name yourself after a fictional character" The 'he' refers to Schoepenhauer, as you mentioned him at the end of your comment. This must be pretty hard for you to understand
Really? So why did you even mention Batman being "around back then" ?. What possible relevence does he have to your sentence if you are in actual fact making reference to Arthur Schoepenhauer and his opinion of me? Hmm?
Because if the Batman cartoon/storyline was invented back then, Schoepenhauer would know who the Joker was. You're unbelievably dumb
...are you serious? You stated "I win" because you use your real name on an internet forum. You then quote somebody from 160 years ago to back your claim! You suggest that anyone who doesn't use their real name is a "soulless twat" and then have the audacity to claim that this 160 year old quoter would agree with you? **** my old boots little Toby, you've worked some magic there! ...I wonder how many people are buying this? Comedy gold. (Oh, if you could point out just how many people on here actually use their real names, I would appreciate it...)
We're just waiting for 'Shameless' & 'Raaaul' to join 'StereoTypist' on here to complete the 'real name brigade', right? Priceless.
