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Incident on the Underground at Parsons Green

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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    No confirmation of shots fired....

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-41278545


    Police are investigating an "incident" on a District Line underground train at Parsons Green, south-west London.
    Officers and ambulance service are on the scene following reports on social media of an "explosion" in a carriage.
    Transport for London tweeted: "We are investigating an incident at Parsons Green.

    LONDON (Reuters) - A blast on a London underground train left some passengers with facial burns, London’s Metro newspaper reported on its website.
    Police said they are aware of an incident at Parsons Green station in West London and that officers are in attendance.
     
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    GroveRanger, Sep 15, 2017
  2. Tina.

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    Let's hope it was a train full of soldiers.
     
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  4. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    It'll be something faggy like an e-cig blowing up or Trev farting.
     
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  5. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Fûcking lidls.
     
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    Tina., Sep 15, 2017
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I heard it was tuna's muff pong
     
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  8. Tina.

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    Visible from 2 miles away, like cartoon smells.
     
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  9. Patience

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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Where's Si? Hope the fat bald **** is ok.
     
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    If it was a Trev fart, everyone would have looked like this...

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  12. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    You would have to have experienced it to know it.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Sep 15, 2017
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  13. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    What time did this happen down in a tube station?

    Asking for a friend.
     
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  14. Mick O'Toon

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    Are Lidl doing bombs now?
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Sep 15, 2017
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  15. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Aldi Akbar iirc
     
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    rogueleader, Sep 15, 2017
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  16. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    At midnight
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Confirmed. Si's carry oot from Aldi exploded on this morning's tube at Parsons Green

    Sleep well, sweet prince <peacedove>
     
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  18. GroveRanger

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    <laugh>

    Latest news is that the Po-Po are treating it as a terrorist incident. Improvised explosive device in the bucket shot flames up into the carriage with 18 injured.

    They are obviously all actors, the ambulances and fire engines are fake, rumours of a Just Eat delivery scooter leaving the vicinity yet to be confirmed.

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    From left to right - Wid (love a bit of Ginge). Widne.
     
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    You can tell it's a false flag merely by the fact her injuries are clearly from being at the dentist.
     
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  20. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Now with added wires

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    Hasn't anyone thought to put the flames out yet?

    Incendiary device in a cool bag. Terrorist oxymoron.

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    GroveRanger, Sep 15, 2017
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