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  1. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Congrats, Gerry.

    I thought the wee one wasn't due til Feb?

    Hope mum and baba are well <hug>

    xx
     
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    Tina., Dec 9, 2014
  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    usual vomit inducing fakery from a female when new baby arrives ^^


    what next?

    "Aw he's a wee cracker"
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Dec 9, 2014
  3. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Watch your missus become a/an even more mental cow

    #Pray4Newbie
     
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    Mind The Duck, Dec 9, 2014
  4. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Is it too soon to bring up the shotgun wedding with Mrs Newbie 7 months up the spout?.
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Dec 9, 2014
  5. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Congrats Monaco.

    What's the vital statistic breakdown in the traditional format of sex/number of digits/number of chromosomes?
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Dec 9, 2014
  6. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Who the **** is monacoger and why should we care he had a baby?
     
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    VenomPD, Dec 9, 2014

  7. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    <confused>
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Dec 9, 2014
  8. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;7Kg5NdwH8zE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=7Kg5NdwH8zE[/video]
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Dec 9, 2014
  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Congratulations!

    What colour is it?
     
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    Gambol, Dec 9, 2014
  10. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Congrats I suppose.
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Dec 9, 2014
  11. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Did Monica inpregnate a sooty? How very ironic.
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Dec 9, 2014
  12. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Blue, of course.








    <cotdeath> <whistle>
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Dec 9, 2014
  13. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Monica: "It's a boy, and what a boy"

    Doctor: "That's his umbilical cord"
     
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    DevAdvocate, Dec 9, 2014
  14. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    The baby is so ugly that when he/she was born the doctor slapped the mother.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Dec 9, 2014
  15. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    The Fenian 'Rangers' fan who hates Catholics and coons who is shagging a catholic nig-nog, lives in RC country in hypocrisy shocker.

    Well, blow my rosary beads!
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Dec 9, 2014
  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    fuxake <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Dec 9, 2014
  17. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    somebody on the rag? <laugh>
     
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    Tina., Dec 9, 2014
  18. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Congrats papa monaco xoxox
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Dec 9, 2014
  19. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Congratulations mona. Do you know what would make the perfect gift for your new bundle of joy? My new book! PM me for details <afro>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Dec 9, 2014
  20. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I have bought him a copy of Nexus instead, only 4 and a quarter quid from all good news agents, I'll maybe get him your book for Christmas<ok>
     
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