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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ponders Revisited, Aug 12, 2015.

  1. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    If I attempted that, I would actually die. I would die from death. Killed to death. Dead. :(
     
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  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    If I were you. I go to the doctors.

    Then I'd go down the bank and transfer all your money into Shaun Hyndland's RBS account

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    83-27-07

    Hope this helps.
     
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  3. Bill The Bob

    Bill The Bob Active Member

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    ^^^

    I love this guy. Senga was a fool for dumping him.

    :emoticon-0152-heart
     
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  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I dumped her Bob.
     
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  5. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Whoa whoa, what's all this about the big yin being back on the market?
     
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  6. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    **** knows why I'm telling you this, but I recently had an operation on my nutty-slack. Some bits and bobs were rearranged, removed, untied and retied, and I now have a super-healthy pair of pods with matching pipes and lagging.

    Do your best, nads... I mean lads.

    <badger>
     
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  7. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Sorry Ponders but they actually removed the whole shebang and stuck two kinder eggs in before sewing yer auld baw sack back up.

    One has a tiny goat inside and the other was a build your own type two destroyer. HMS Coventry I think it was.
     
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  8. Nathan Barley

    Nathan Barley Well-Known Member

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    That's an obamanation.
     
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  9. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    They like to call It......a surprise.
     
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  10. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Don't get it, NB. :(
     
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  11. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    You are not a member of the NRA I take It
     
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