In the absence of a Newport following...

Discussion in 'Newport County' started by swimaway, Aug 8, 2013.

  1. Dilligaf

    Dilligaf New Member

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    The others could'nt find where to go for the iq test. There was a red door and a blue door and they didn't know which one to pick
     
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    Red's our favourite colour though we may be seeing a bit more of it than expected now we've signed El Pitbull.

    Saw your boys in the week and it looks as if you're jealous of our strips. Purple and yellow, where the hell did that come from? Mixed the blue and red than went for our alternative away strip as well.

    As for trading insults, I wouldn't stoop so low. You may be lower than a sidewinder's belly, but I have better standards than that. And as for IQ, I may be dull, but I'm not stupid, so put your armbands on and keep up the doggy paddle Mr Swimaway!
     
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  3. Dilligaf

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    Our away kit is inspired by pickled onion monster munch, your away kit is inspired by the cartoon bird tweety pie ill have you know :rolleyes:
     
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    Didn't realise you were sponsored by a crisp manufacturer. Do you get free hand outs at games?
     
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  5. Dilligaf

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    Yes I've had free monster munch any they were lovely. Didn't you get you free Looney Tunes DVD's then ?
     
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    I think they get a free sun bed session at Vincent Tan in Bargoed :D
     
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    Still better than the gravy browning your lot paint on in Jackland Swim.

    Btw you're supposed to mix it with boiling water not paste it on neat.

    Be nice to Minxy. As this board is outside mod jurisdiction she has no power and is surely free to pop over here to dispense pleasantries whenever she likes.
     
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  9. Dilligaf

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    Found some odds for you in case you have to pay Vince

    http://www.oddschecker.com/football/english/premier-league/top-welsh-team


    Short odds but easy money :D
     
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  10. Dilligaf

    Dilligaf New Member

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    Where's everyone gone ? Why aren't you buggers on here arguing ?

    Aber get your arse over here, I'll do a private thread we can have a chat on :D
     
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  11. BluefromBridgend

    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    This is officially the quiestest board in the Football League. Even those on the Conference site have more threads.

    Dill, I'm sure you can start a thread where you can argue with yourself. Or have a row with an imaginary Daiswan.
     
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  12. Dilligaf

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    That's not a bad idea :D
     
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