in SUNDERLAND...

[LJemile]

what is there to do?? am visiting form london for ceremony @ stadium of light later this month, coming from london but dont want to do any touristry things (if there are any!).
suggestions? (pls no shopping centres)

 

[Uni_Mackem_MAHons]

Visit every greggs in the city. It will take all day!

 

[blackcatsteve]

i got no idea what u r on about but i heard the mackems reckon inbreeding is legal if you do her from behind (and you get double dole money if it in an alleyway beside a nightclub).


' I had a landlord who was so inbred he only spoke in vowels – a clipped stuttering sound like ah-eh ah-eh o hu hu. He once told me “we don’t like outsiders, us. A lot of people want that university closed”. Presumably the gene pool had been polluted by a visiting student from Bishop Auckland or Middlesborough and would take hundreds more years of inbreeding to put things right again. It’s true the local intellectual could breath with his mouth closed.'

Find out for yourself.

 

[LJemile]

Find out for yourself.

aw c'mon, that wasn't even written by me !

 

[Poyet's Eleven]

aw c'mon, that wasn't even written by me !

 

[LJemile]

Find out for yourself.

twas jus a joke, not even funny i admit!

 

[blackcatsteve]

Honestly, i dont even care that much, having never lived in Sunderland, my dad did but not me.

I just thought the rest of them on here should see what you said before deciding to bend over backwards to help you out.

 

[LJemile]

Honestly, i dont even care that much, having never lived in Sunderland, my dad did but not me.

I just thought the rest of them on here should see what you said before deciding to bend over backwards to help you out.

i just want to bring some positive stories back down south with me! - il admit i dont like manchester apart form when i go old trafford!

 

[master-simpson]

You come across as a pretentious t w a t

Go to Newcastle, you will get on well with the locals there.

Bart

 

[LJemile]

You come across as a pretentious t w a t

Go to Newcastle, you will get on well with the locals there.

Bart

me? pretentious?? with you calling urself master..

im just looking for tips on what to go see or do, i can start with ur mum if you like but im trying to be kind now on your board.

 

[Billy Death]

Another Manure fan from London.

Woe is me.

 

[CyprusMackem]

After this summers riots I don't see how people from London can slate the North East or anywhere else for that matter.

Were you at the riots or was it past your bed time?

 

[LJemile]

After this summers riots I don't see how people from London can slate the North East or anywhere else for that matter.

Were you at the riots or was it past your bed time?

no, i was at the hospital at that time. Who was slating the area though? seriously. who? let me know then....

**** off

 

[Poyet's Eleven]

no, i was at the hospital at that time. Who was slating the area though? seriously. who? let me know then....

**** off

good luck with getting activities to do now

 

[Steven Royston O'Neill]

If you come by train from the station turn right then over the bridge, on the left is The SoL, get there early, with a teny, and join the Bruce out protest.

 

[Steven Royston O'Neill]

Places for youth clubs near Sunderland

Loads of youth clubs, just bring a bag of sweets and say I am a cockney

 

[Billy Death]

Jemile, there's a ****ing belting pub down near the docks called The Clarendon.

Go in, tell the lads what you've told us & they'd be more than happy to knock, sorry, help you out.

 

[Steven Royston O'Neill]

I would like to say thank you to the op for bringing us some reliefe from Bruce out, MON in, lets have a poll

 

[Poyet's Eleven]

I would like to say thank you to the op for bringing us some reliefe from Bruce out, MON in, lets have a poll

you've gone and ruined it you old fool.

 

[LJemile]

thanks for all your advice, but id like some more things to do than march against a former UTD legend!

btw, i dont eat sweets and dont go near youth clubs.(24yo) That pub sounds nice though..