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I had a friend once who lived in Dubai. Apparentley they have great shopping malls there obviously they have interesting food, ther beaches are good. Tell us what you think of it.
Mick, go to the Cyclone Club when you are in Dubai, although I think it might have shut down, if it has shut down, don't bother going, as I don't think you'll get in.
I`ll pm you my address , some photos and the security codes for the house , I know that information will be in safe hands ; do you need any credit card numbers or bank detail as well ? oh , and will you be needing a list of my cars and their registrations ?
Go to Biggles club and bar. Plain brown door in the middle of the main shopping centre. Just tell'em you're English and you're in for proper bitter, steak and kidney pie, roast beef etc etc. The rest of the country is unspeakable. Oh and that lovely clear sea off the back of the hotels is full of snakes. S***hole.
Just went to the Great Mall of the Emirates, walked up and down it aimlessly for an hour before going for a Costa then back again to my hotel. The whole city is half finished, even that tallest building in the world is a building site. Not that impressive if you've been to a similar sized city, that's actually been fully built. My stomach is absolutely wrecked from all that curry I was munching in India, the smell of my earlier toilet endeavours hit me straight in the face when I walked back into my hotel room. It's been doing that for the last few days, should have seen my colleague's face when he walked into my hotel room last night to get the travel plug he lent me.
dubai has always come across as a ****hole..even around the worlds tallest building looks like ya said a construction site.
So the infidel Mick went to India. That is the 4th Great Satan (3rd Britain, 2nd Israel, 1st USA). Allah ackbar
