I just got caught have a squeaky piss at the deep end of my local swimming pool The lifeguard blew his whistle so loud I nearly fell in!
I hear Rene Higuita is available. Now I think of it though, perhaps we should forget it. I remember that time against England when he missed that simple catch and only a lucky deflection off his boots saved his blushes. Definitely too error prone...........
As bad as Green seems to be so far, I'd like to say that I don't think Ben Foster is much better. The amount of howlers I've seen him committing must be in double figures and I don't even support the team he plays for! He makes some superb saves and can look the best in the World but then drops some inexcusable clangers. Rather like Raddy Cerny.