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In CernyBerny We Trust

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by sku, Aug 3, 2011.

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Rate Cerny Berny's Clairvoyance:

  1. Jedi (mandatory option with every survey!)

  2. David Blaine

  3. Mystic Meg

  4. Preacher Harold Camping

  5. Flying Spaghetti Monster

  6. Mother Shipton

  7. Derren Brown

  8. Nostradamus

  9. Paul the Octopus

  10. The Oracle

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  1. QPR999

    QPR999 Well-Known Member
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    Cerny Bernys posts is one of the reasons i've become a smart phone addict.
    Don't get me wrong, all of you entertain me for whatever reason on here...
    But I simply can't be arsed to name all of you.
    You know who you are.

    '' My name is QPR999, and thanks to 'Not606 ''QPR'' ' i'm a smartphone addict!!''
     
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  2. Dave Thomas

    Dave Thomas Active Member

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    Infected we all are ... I have to design this stuff as that has how it has gone sadly ... 15 years of people telling me Apple Mac's are s**te then it turns out the whole world is walking around with one. CB is refreshment at last as QPR have gone through a lot and are the first bunch to use social networking this heavily to feed what we as Human want ... gossip

    when it gets too much ... then do as i do get to a place where these things don't work... for me its fishing.. do it regularly and cold turkey becomes easier.

    I am here for QPR for me and have found so much doom its crazy

    If the world knew how many relationships etc are ruined by SN then people would be far more careful ... but the bottom line is that it can't be de-invented.

    we will see a lot of discussion in the near future worldwide as it becomes recognised as a real worry ... twitter and footballers is already having to write its own rules
     
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  3. QPR1968

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    Ok. You've lost me.
     
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  4. JARLIN

    JARLIN Active Member

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    i am with col and madge on this one, i think cerny is the luckiest chancer around, theres been a few coincidences but he hasn't said anything that has been correct.
     
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  5. sku

    sku Well-Known Member

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    Is CernyBerny really David McIntye?
     
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  6. sku

    sku Well-Known Member

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    Once again CB's profile becomes topical - but is he really 'in the know' - now is your chance to vote again.

    Soothsayer or charlatan - you decide!
     
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  7. Sooperhoop

    Sooperhoop Well-Known Member

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    More like David Icke...:grin:
     
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  8. MKRanger71

    MKRanger71 Active Member

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    If it has Jedi on a survey I can't resist! Anyway with Cerny I'm sure there's an element of "you don't need to see our papers, go on your way" waive hand across theatrically! Or something along them lines
     
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  9. qprbeth

    qprbeth Wicked Witch of West12
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    I vote Derren Brown....He is not a mystic...Derren Brown does it by clever tricks, controlling the way people react and do things, but usually he produces a real trick that you cannot understand how he did it....that's our Cerny.

    I also think Derren Brown is dead sexy....and the question now is.....is CB???
     
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  10. GoldhawkRoad

    GoldhawkRoad Well-Known Member

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    He may come good on his predictions but until he does, this is premature.
     
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  11. Chair Nob'll Fallout

    Chair Nob'll Fallout Well-Known Member

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    Wot he sed.
     
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  12. ELLERS

    ELLERS Well-Known Member

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    Mystic Meg because when she got sacked she didn't even see it coming.

    I saw my Spurs contact again and he still laughing about 'Defoe'. Now either CB is Levi or he is talking a lot of Christmas turkey. Sadly i think its the latter and when Defoe and Bassong dont turn up at HQ we will get some line like 'Things change' or 'it was all set' or 'because Cahill never went to Spurs it meant...'

    As i said would love to see Defoe at QPR but i really cannot see it happening.
     
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  13. Staines R's

    Staines R's Well-Known Member

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    At least after 31st Jan (maybe sooner if Defoe signs for us or someone else) i will know one way or the other if CB talks BS or if he really is some kind of messiah.

    Cant wait :)
     
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  14. sku

    sku Well-Known Member

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    Time to vote now.....
     
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  15. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    i will go for mother shipton only because no one else has
    who is mother shipton
     
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  16. sku

    sku Well-Known Member

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    Carriages without horses shall go,
    And accidents fill the world with woe.
    Around the world thoughts shall fly
    In the twinkling of an eye.
    The world upside down shall be
    And gold be found at the root of a tree.
    Through hills man shall ride,
    And no horse be at his side.
    Under water men shall walk,
    Shall ride, shall sleep, shall talk.
    In the air men shall be seen,
    In white, in black, in green;
    Iron in the water shall float,
    As easily as a wooden boat.
    Gold shall be found and shown
    In a land that's now not known.
    Fire and water shall wonders do,
    England shall at last admit a foe.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother_Shipton
     
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  17. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    cold shivers down my spine etc
    it is cerny
     
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  18. mapleranger

    mapleranger Well-Known Member

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    Nostradamus or Paul the Octopus? - tough choice, but I have to go with Paul - never thought Nostradamus was much ofa football forecaster. I think he even had Chelscum winning the league this year
     
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  19. bobmid

    bobmid Well-Known Member

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    Why are we still on with this plank! Thought he was banned!
     
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