You misread my mood, I was trying to disguise my belly laughing. I'd had a **** on the same spot the night before. You know you thought you'd spilt the chocolate mousse on the back of your shorts/hand and licked it off.
It's not bollocks. One of the main reasons we got relegated last season was because of an appalling summer where we left everything to last minute and it cost us. So far we seem to be doing the same again and not learning our lesson. Slutsky said he wanted 90% of his squad in place for the start of training which is less than a week away, it's not looking likely! He doesn't even have his back room team in place, never mind players. No wonder people are worrying. He could also communicate about how he's taken on board the feedback from the fans committee meeting and has reintroduced concessions, started using our name etc...
There wasn't any chocolate mousse - sorry. They did say there was a strange bloke that couldn't hold in his **** after he'd been rogered by the security guard. Thanks for clearing that up. I was at the point of thinking it was an Allam untruth, seems it was true.
BTW, don't think you are special, I too got a call from Enob. I told him to duck right off, that he's a ctun then hung up on him. I trust you all did the same? Another day passes. Tick tock. They really are useless lying t wats aren't they. They treat us like absolute s hite. And yet some still try to defend them. Beggars belief.
I think its about time Askew came clean here.... Every night when he was allegedly camping outside Ehaws gates, as soon as Dennis or anyone else left him for the night, Askew was actually going round the side and slipping through Ehaws back door, where he would spend the night in total warmth......
It was just a failed, miserable attempt at been witty in an alliterative sense. I was once went out with bird from Howden in the 1980's. She wasn't a Tigress though - that's why I dumped her
I courted a lass from Leeds who dated hunks not weeds she looked great in leather but stopped marching on together when they tumbled down the leagues
I promise you I have never been anywhere near Ehaws back door! I'm getting a bad press here. All I did was to set up a Greenham Common esq camp there (whoops..here) with the intention of us all doing shifts. DMD did one shift, DBT dropped off a pizza and I've been on my own since.
Never been on your own there, Askie. Never. Many like-minded souls are there with you, every minute of every single day - in spirit. Sharing the highs with you. Suffering the lows. Carrying you through your darkest moments. In a sense you're doing **** all. Our collective encouragement is nourishing your hardships and empowering your sacifices, on a daily basis. You're essentially a husk for our collective blast of metaphorical power. A conduit. A metaphysical tunnel, if you will. Keep up the good work.