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Important Christmas Questions

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ponders Revisited, Dec 16, 2014.

  1. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Beale - You've deferred to the meme of Jesus's capitalised pronoun. Excellent work, indeed. <applause>

    This thread is a joy and I applaud you all for such super answers. It's going to be a tough one to judge.

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  2. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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  3. Otto Flayshow

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    Hey Edge, get out of my head with your sinister, Derren Brown brain tricks. <grr>
     
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  4. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    I do have a dig bick in case you want to meet up at the coocaddens
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Not seen it in ages, I'm just clever.
     
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    Best if you just make Gambol the winner, otherwise he'll be bitter and twisted and won't stop harping on about it for the biggest part of eternity. :grin:

    <ref; Scottish Independence>

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  7. Minxy

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    Would you let Tony Drago share your Christmas dinner?

    I would be delighted as I have been planning a Tony based theme for Christmas this year.
    Tony Currie, Tony Blackburn, Tony Bennett, Tony Hawk & Tony Award Winner, Denzel Washington (he is sitting next to me).
    Please dont tell Blair <yikes>



    How would you react if your partner gave you a bradawl for Christmas?

    I’d be thrilled, as long as he got me the “square tapered tip” version …. it would complete my collection


    Is it right that prisoners get a Christmas dinner or should they eat sawdust mixed with urine?

    Only if they have committed a Christian crime


    If Santa asked you for an egg sarnie at 2am, would you oblige?

    Probably not ……. it takes long than the usual quickie he’s after & I’d need to get out of bed


    Should frogs be allowed to enter into Yuletide mirth?

    Of course, I’m a great believer in equality


    Would you trust Dirk Benedict to offer a better alternative to the Queen's speech?

    I wouldn’t trust that man with anything after what he did to my granny


    If there were a poultry and meat shortage, what would you serve up on Christmas Day?

    I would go round Tit McGee ….. I love beetroot


    How would you react if your neighbours posted all their empty boxes and wrapping paper through your post-box?

    Gratefully …… my dogs would love that & maybe then they wouldn’t realise I hadn’t bought them anything


    Should Snowmen and Snowwomen be allowed to copulate in public?

    Only after the 9 pm watershed


    Do you think Jesus would have liked Wham's Last Christmas?

    Yes …. in fact I'm fairly sure it’s his party piece on karaoke nights
     
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