Important announcement

[Alfie]

Toon in peace.

The RSPCA have acted quickly following the events this weekend in Newcastle.

If you see an Arsenal fan with a dog ask them to call 0800 4-0 4-1 4-2 4-3 4-4 for free advice on how to hold onto a lead.

 

[Steevee]

thats too many numbers and does not work,

 

[Diaby's Massive Tekkers]

Q: What do Toon fans and laxatives have in common?



A: Both irritate the absolute crap out of you.

 

[Steevee]

and if you want to know how to beat up women and get away with it, call barton

 

[Blacker-than-Knight]

Why do Arsenal fans whistle on the toilet?

So they know which end to wipe.

 

[S.Taylors theatrical handballs]

and if you want to know how to beat up women and get away with it, call barton

yeah good one! derp